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Don't pick a fight with an Artist

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Don't pick a fight with an artist


Wanna fight pussy?
Give me yar  best shot 
Or will you throw a paintbrush at me?
I'm so scared- not

Excuse me? What did you say?
What is a punch you ask?
Of course let me tell you: 
A blow with the fist- it's quite a simple task

Are y' gonna cwyyy?
I dunno what you just said
Why don't you let me show you?
I'll f****** punch you and then- boom- you're dead!?
Pardon? What did you ask?
You need a clearer definition?
Of course, let me show you
I'll demonstrate- with out your permission
Ouch! Hey no fair
Dude you are so gay
You write poetry
I'll make you f****** pay!
Discúlpeme? What did you mutter?
I'm gay? Is that what you said?
Perhaps you need some assistance, let me help
I'll be gentle I promise-  I did need new ink! In the colour red

What the hell is disculpemee?
You don't scare me-
Go take your girly stuff som'where else softy,
Or I'l break yar teeth- you'll go cryin' to yar mummy 


Excusez-moi? What did you squeak? 
I'm too soft?
No?
Then what?
Yes, I know, aren't artists awesome? 

I do quite agree,
and people like you, it's a shame you see,
when they taunt artists like us,
call us 'too girly' a 'tomboy' a 'wuss'
Their names appear in top-selling books,
the same hair, eyes, 'brain's and looks,

Killed slowly, embarrassed and shamed
 
On painting and movies, manga's and games,
And you were the ones calling us names,
 So don't anger us artists-

Wait- what did you just whisper?

No, of course not... see the disclaimer will say
All people, events names are purely fictional
They are not by purpose, truly coincidental
And your life will no longer be confidential
...I'm going
Yar creepin me out
I don' wan people like you about
See artists like you are all mad
Crazy Lunatics   so be glad
That I din' puch yer in da face
Oh we know we're mad you see,
We have no real reality,
But that gives us lethality,
See we're as mad as a mad hatter
Fine whatever, I'm gone
I thought so as well... see, were friends now

So don't pick a fight with an artist
Or you'll regret it :>

Thank you

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Disclaimer
I don't know why people use gay as an insult- they shall learn soon enough also, no offence to anyone who may speak like that... it's just a little conversation I had with... an old friend :>





Best seen in chrome and torch and other... it's structured you see.!
So yes, we are all artists out here, whether you draw, write, read, look and so on. I haven't been on much but oh well. Here you go! By the way....

Don't pick a fight with an artist.... so don't fight yourself. (see how spiritually amazing?)

Now a lot of people have been saying how lame this is and oh so childish- well I'm glad you think so this poem is written from a childish point of view, it's not sophisticated, doesn't have a deep meaning, simple childish structure and simple rhyme scheme. It has purposely been written like this so please, if you don't have nice to say, don't say it- but critique is always welcome. 

And thanks for everyone who favorites and commented! I really do appreciate it. 
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joshpoint0's avatar
lol people never called me a wuss for being an artist. in fact what annoyed me when people actually appreciated my talent is asking "can you draw me" And I said sure if I wanted to put in the time and effort XD