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Don't pick a fight with an artist

Wanna fight pussy?
Give me yar  best shot 
Or will you throw a paintbrush at me?
I'm so scared- not

Excuse me? What did you say?
What is a punch you ask?
Of course let me tell you: 
A blow with the fist- it's quite a simple task

Are y' gonna cwyyy?
I dunno what you just said
Why don't you let me show you?
I'll f****** punch you and then- boom- you're dead!?
Pardon? What did you ask?
You need a clearer definition?
Of course, let me show you
I'll demonstrate- with out your permission
Ouch! Hey no fair
Dude you are so gay
You write poetry
I'll make you f****** pay!
Discúlpeme? What did you mutter?
I'm gay? Is that what you said?
Perhaps you need some assistance, let me help
I'll be gentle I promise-  I did need new ink! In the colour red

What the hell is disculpemee?
You don't scare me-
Go take your girly stuff som'where else softy,
Or I'l break yar teeth- you'll go cryin' to yar mummy 

Excusez-moi? What did you squeak? 
I'm too soft?
Then what?
Yes, I know, aren't artists awesome? 

I do quite agree,
and people like you, it's a shame you see,
when they taunt artists like us,
call us 'too girly' a 'tomboy' a 'wuss'
Their names appear in top-selling books,
the same hair, eyes, 'brain's and looks,

Killed slowly, embarrassed and shamed
On painting and movies, manga's and games,
And you were the ones calling us names,
 So don't anger us artists-

Wait- what did you just whisper?

No, of course not... see the disclaimer will say
All people, events names are purely fictional
They are not by purpose, truly coincidental
And your life will no longer be confidential
...I'm going
Yar creepin me out
I don' wan people like you about
See artists like you are all mad
Crazy Lunatics   so be glad
That I din' puch yer in da face
Oh we know we're mad you see,
We have no real reality,
But that gives us lethality,
See we're as mad as a mad hatter
Fine whatever, I'm gone
I thought so as well... see, were friends now

So don't pick a fight with an artist
Or you'll regret it :>

Thank you

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I don't know why people use gay as an insult- they shall learn soon enough also, no offence to anyone who may speak like that... it's just a little conversation I had with... an old friend :>

Best seen in chrome and torch and other... it's structured you see.!
So yes, we are all artists out here, whether you draw, write, read, look and so on. I haven't been on much but oh well. Here you go! By the way....

Don't pick a fight with an artist.... so don't fight yourself. (see how spiritually amazing?)

Now a lot of people have been saying how lame this is and oh so childish- well I'm glad you think so this poem is written from a childish point of view, it's not sophisticated, doesn't have a deep meaning, simple childish structure and simple rhyme scheme. It has purposely been written like this so please, if you don't have nice to say, don't say it- but critique is always welcome. 

And thanks for everyone who favorites and commented! I really do appreciate it. 
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kittykatrocks21 Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2013
asdfneingag Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
an old friend? wow, what happened? o.o if it's okay to ask :)
FirecrackerLady Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2013  Student General Artist
I absolutely love this, and it reminds me of something I would write.  I especially love the line "We have no reality, but that gives us lethality"

Great job my friend.
SorcererWithAPen Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2013  Student Artist
Thanks! I'm glad you liked it and that's one of my favorite lines as well! 
FirecrackerLady Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2013  Student General Artist
How did you get part of the poem to be bold font and the other part not?
I tried to do that, but it made the entire poem bold.  I wrote a poem that was a sort of conversation too, a conversation between the will to live and the allure of death.  Its a little dark, haha.  Maybe you could read it.  And help me figure out how to make part of the typing bold not the entire thing!  It's titled "Voices on Parade"
SorcererWithAPen Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2014  Student Artist
Well  I hava a cheat...when I want writing to be bolt I press 
ctrl b, Italic would be ctrl i 
like so
and so
if you don't want the writing to be bold then press ctrl b/i again! 
plaguedlord Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
well done WELL DONE! .
reading that just mad me laugh so hard XD good on ya show em what for!
BeautifulChaos99 Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
This was just beyond perfect~! I love how you worded the "bullies" threats and the elegance of the artists comebacks~
9joakim7 Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I love this omg!
LavynderStreak Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
Gay is not an insult. It is a type of person who is misjudged by society. People should be able to do whatever they want to, and people shouldn't judge them.
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